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grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:15 AM, EST

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I don't know how many of you are familiar with this historical event, but now you will know!

Every time a new Pope is elected, there are many rituals in accordance with tradition. Well,
this is one tradition that very few people know about.

Shortly after the new Pope is enthroned, the Chief Rabbi of Rome seeks an audience.

He is shown into the Pope's presence, whereupon he presents the Pope with a silver tray
bearing a velvet cushion. On top of the cushion is an ancient, shriveled envelope.

The Pope symbolically stretches out his arm in a gesture of rejection.

The Chief Rabbi then retires, taking the envelope with him and does not return until the next
Pope is elected.

A new Pope's reign was shortly followed recently by a new Chief Rabbi. He was intrigued by
this ritual, and that its origins were unknown to him.

He instructed the best scholars of the Vatican to research it, but they came up with nothing.
When the time came and the Chief Rabbi was shown into his presence, they faithfully enacted
the ritual rejection but, as the Chief Rabbi turned to leave, His Holiness calls him back.

"My brother," the Pope whispers, "I must confess that we Catholics are ignorant of the meaning
of this ritual enacted for centuries between us and you, the representative of the Jewish people.
I have to ask you what is it all about?"

The Chief Rabbi shrugs and replies: "But we have no more idea than you do. The origin of this
ceremony is lost in the traditions of ancient history."

The Pope said: "Let us retire to my private chambers and enjoy a glass of kosher wine together;
then, with your agreement, we shall open the envelope and discover the secret at last."

The Chief Rabbi agrees.

Fortified in their resolve by the wine, they gingerly pried open the curling parchment envelope
and, with trembling fingers, the Chief Rabbi reached inside and extracted a folded sheet of similarly
ancient paper.

As the Pope peered over his shoulder, he slowly opened it.

They both gasped with shock.

It is a bill for the Last Supper from Moishe the Caterer.
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Messages In This Thread

grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:15 AM, EST
Oy vey, so payup already.
Re: grin NCR ~ Tuesday Humor... 12:15 AM, EST
rofl rofl rofl Actually...
Re: rofl rofl rofl Actually...
rofl rofl rofl Benedictine?

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