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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each
other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was
handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said
to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom. (scroll down for the rest of his answer...)
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Are you ready for this? Brace yourself!
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Sounds to me like she's been... sweeping around!
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