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You should really be over sixty five to even be allowed to read this story. If you're
not, just save it and read it again when you are old enough to appreciate it.

A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He
is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed,
great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking, well preserved lady (mid-seventies).

The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns
to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?"
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