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An elderly couple, Margaret and Charles, are in California. Charles has always wanted
a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears
them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the
room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

Furious, Charles yells: "And do you know why it is hanging down, Margaret?"

"Nope." she replies.

Charles is now shouting at the top of his lungs: "It's hanging down because it's looking
at my new boots!"

To which Margaret replies, "Ya shoulda bought a hat, Charles!"
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