a friend of mine and his lucky wife went to an Indian casino.
his wife is VERY lucky and he doesnt play much, but, he is a keen observer of detail
he notices the lights blinking on top of the machines as jackpots, and also notices all
these jackpot winners are all American Indians! quite the coincidence.
he assumes at this point his lucky lady will not come thru but, as luck would have it
Phylliss hits the Royal Flush! ( I mentioned she was lucky right?)
Upon waiting for a payout, the attendant asked
"what did she win?"
My friend explains it to her and says
"Oh, you must be new here?"
the attendant answers
" No, I worked here for several months and never saw one before"

The attendant works there for several months and has never seen a Royal Flush ? !

Ed and Phylliss grabed their winning money and left right away.