P -- very clever most of them, thanks.

I got these 3 jokes today:

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

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At an early morning church service, the pews were filled.
All of a sudden Satan appeared in front of the congregation.
All of the people ran out screaming except for a 65 year old man sitting in front. The following conversation occurred.

Satan: Do you know who I am?
Old man: Yep you are Satan.
S: Why did you not run away? Do you know what I can do to you?
OM: Yep, but you do not scare me.
S: Why do I not scare you?
OM: Because I have been married to your sister for the last 40 years

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"The second joke reminds me on a anecdote at school, English lessons.
There was an inn called: ‘George and the Dragon’. A customer was treated very badly by the woman owner. Than he asked very polite if he may please speak to George now...."

Robt.
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Note the chip boxes! Marlene Dietrich with her cardboard chip boxes
in "Touch of Evil" (1958), directed, co-written and co-starring Orson Wells.
http://www.antiquegamblingchips.com/StillsC_FemaleStars.htm