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Lee Trevino

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino,
a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas,
Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.

A lady driving by in a big, shiny new Cadillac stopped in front
of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do
you speak English?"

Lee responded, "Yes, Ma'am, I do."

The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"

Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
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