Its tough for the graders to make any money with only 7 different grades we have to have many many more

I] Perfect, Examined under electron microscope
II]Came close to the felt.
III] Has footrint on it
IV] looks as though it was Found in the Washer
V] Never Touched by human hands
VI] Piece of Crap
VII] Was Subjected to radiation
VIII] Water Damaged

I'm sure there are many more <g>.