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A Southern Piece

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern
gentleman beckoned the waitress over and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure
are a luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece uh ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not?
You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't
we just slip away up to your room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same
table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah surely do 'preciate what
y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah
come from in Alabama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to
trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
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