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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front
of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny
creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing: FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big late-model black cars pulled up beside her. Out
of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have there in
the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Obama.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile.

Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his
PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president
should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have
the little girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket
of FREE KITTENS, when another motorcade pulled up. This time they were
followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of
his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there
what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans."

Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you
told me they were DEMOCRATS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
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