I don't know why I bother with these posts about particular funny eBay auctions. No one seems to appreciate the humor in them other than me. But here we go again. I'll be kind and not provide a link (I know you could search for it; so what?):
"Roll of Unopened Quarters from Unknown Casino"
Seller has an even 6000 feedback, 100% positive. A UFC quarter roll! He must be smarter than me!
Opening bid: $11.99
Shipping: $2.00
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Robert
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/160793352312