~~~ on my face; in my mouth or between my toes.

I hear that Irish Spring works well, and some have claimed that Crest with Scope does a good job...

There are a few different drying methods that work well, too, but I'd rather bask them under 50% lath shade next to my tender Cattleyas for a few minutes; especially in a gentle breeze w/ humidity in the 60-70% range... To employ an alarm clock would be a good idea, too... because sometimes you can doze off -- especially if you clean them after a few beers...