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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking.

Dipping his hand in the flour, he wipes it all over his face and says,
"Mamacita, look - I am a white boy!"

His mother is not amused and slaps him in the face. She tells him:
"Go show your father."

In the living room, he goes up to his father and says, "Look Papa, I
am a white boy."

Very annoyed, his father slaps him hard in the face and snaps: "Go
and show your grandmother."

The boy goes into his grandmother's room and says, "Mira, Abuelita,
I am a white boy."

His grandmother also slaps him in the face and sends him back to his
mother.

His mother then asks him: "See? Did you learn anything from that?"

To which the boy replies, "Yes, I sure did! I have only been white for
five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"
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