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Huck Finn, a truly perceptive gentleman from the midwest, sent this one,
claiming that, of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best because
it makes football make sense!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how
she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all those
big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was... Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!
I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

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