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Have you ever wondered what some automobile names actually mean?

AUTOMOBILE ACRONYMS

ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot's Cat Killer

CAMARO: Can't America Make A Real One
CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
COROLLA - Car Of Rust On Last Legs Again

DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
DODGE: Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
FERRARI: From Extra Rusty Rubbish And Rude Italians
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
FORD: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily

GM: General Mistake
GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
HYUNDI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

IROC: It's Really Only a Camaro
JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket
KIA: Korean Industrial Accident
LEXUS: Large Executive X-rayed Unveiled Shlt

MAZDA: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
MERCEDES: My Engine Raced Car Exploded Damn Engine Seized
MITSUBISHI: Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
MOPAR: Many Odd Parts Aranged Randomly
NAPA: Never Any Parts Available
NISSAN: Need I Say Something About Nothing
OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
PLYMOUTH: Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC: Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
PONTIAC: Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank
PORSCHE: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
RENAULT: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SIERRA: Seen In Every Recycled Rubbish Ad
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
SUZUKI: So U Zombie U Killed It

TOYOTA: Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
TRIUMPH: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VOLVO: Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only
VW: Very Worthless
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