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Wendy, a blonde, has recently announced her engagement to Peter and
starts to receive cards of congratulations from family and friends.

On this particular morning, not only is there the usual bundle of cards on
the floor by the front door, but there is also a large package.

Wendy opens the package, stares at its contents, and reads the enclosed
card. It's from her elderly Nana and Wendy immediately telephones her.

"Hello, Nana, it's Wendy," she says.

"Why hello, Wendy," says her Nana. "Did you get my package?"

"Yes I did, Nana," replies Wendy. "Thank you so much for your lovely
engagement present."

"I'm so glad you like it," says her Nana.

"And why shouldn't I like it?" says Wendy. "Any bride-to-be would
love to receive such a pretty wooden sewing box full of spools of cotton
thread of all colors, scissors, needles and pins of all sizes, thimbles and
a tape measure. But, Nana, where are the instructions?"
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