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Dragnet, a most discerning gentleman who lives a bit southwest,
sent this pair of funnies...

A blonde is on board a small two- seater plane when
suddenly, the pilot dies.

Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
"Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams.

Ground control receives her call for help and answers
back: "Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do
as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and
position. Over."

"I'm 5 foot 2 and sitting in the front seat!"

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I was walking down an alley last night, when I
heard: "Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster.

Two thugs were trying to steal an old lady's handbag,
but she was putting up a hell of a fight and wouldn't
let go.

I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walking
and pretend I didn't see anything. I finally decided
that I should help.

She was a tough old bird, but the three of us finally
gotthat handbag.
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Mona Chihuahua