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CheddarMan, a fresh water mariner from the upper midwest, sent this one
about gifts he's purchased...

It all began with an iPhone...

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got
him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy
when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated
into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!