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The health inspector shut down the restaurant on the corner of Main Street and
Second Avenue. The business was sold, and the new owner completely remodeled
the kitchen area.

The inspector was very impressed with the new kitchen. Stainless steel counters
and shelves. Floors of white marble. More lighting install making a bright and clean
work area. Tongs hanging everywhere, the food was not touched by human hands.

The inspector noticed a string hanging from the cooks fly and asked him, "What is
the string for?"

The cook smiled as he replied, "When I go to the restroom, I do not have to touch
myself, I just pull it out with the string."

"Oh! How neat," replied the inspector. "How do you get it back in?"

The cook responded, "With the salad tongs."