Stop picking on the man, Rich! Of course, if you were going to pick on Dick, you could point out the apparent contradiction between "Regardless of who wins, I feel the future is in good hands and our club will prosper" and "Please cast your vote as it is important." If it doesn't matter who wins, why is every vote important? And of course, you could have mentioned that wishing "good luck to all three" has got to mean his wish won't come true two out of three times.

I'm glad I know to stay out of these controversial issues. Lord knows who'd jump on me if *I* tried to point out these discrepancies!!!