For my anniversary I took my wife out to an expensive restaurant. After the meal I told her that I couldn't figure out what to get her for our anniversary. Three years ago I gave her a Rolls Royce. Two years ago I gave her a diamond necklace. Last year it was a cruise around the world. I asked her what she wanted, I was out of ideas. She said that she wanted a divorce. I told that I was planning on spending that much.