Put my chip expenses down on paper so I can see exactly WHAT I'm spending and not throw the paper away for at least one month.

Put my blackjack wins(?) and losses down on paper and see exactly ...

Put my heroin buys ...

Send ALL unsolicited chips recieved in trades back the minute I recieve them with no polite e-mails. Hang a $30 albatross around your own dang neck please!

Continue to use the "delete" button as well as the "post message" button and resist the temptation to set a MSWord macro for the phrase, "you drunken moron!".