A tough looking biker was riding his Harley down a highway in Vermont when he sees a beautiful and sexy girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he also didn't want to miss an incredible opportunity as this gal was a gorgeous blond and very very sexy. He asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does. It was one of the most arousing kisses he has ever received. After she's finished the
biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting!
You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
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