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Ebad, a somewhat shy but always irrepressible gentleman from the midwest, sent this one...

The last impression you make on folks can sometimes be more notable than the first...

A tough old cowboy from South Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a
long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 1092, when he died. He left behind 14 children,
30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren and a 15-foot diameter
hole where the crematorium used to be.

Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?
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