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Beef, a gentleman of sharp wit and electrifying personality, sent these two jokes about strong resolve blondes...

A young blonde secretary was describing her exploits of the previous evening to a friend.

"After dinner," she said, "he wanted to come back to my apartment, but I refused. I told him my mother would worry if I did anything like that."

"That was smart," her friend said, approvingly. "Then what happened?"

"He kept insisting, and I kept refusing," the secretary said.

"You didn't weaken your resolve, did you?" asked the friend.

"Not one bit. In the end, we went to his apartment. I figured, Let HIS mother worry."

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Well, there was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do, I memorized all the state capitals."

Of course, one of the guys said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N." she answered
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