Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 ~ Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 ~ Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 ~ Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him and he's not in a hot-to-trot state of arousal, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 ~ Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 ~ Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 ~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 ~ All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 ~ Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 ~ In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

The Number 1 Thought ~ Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

...and, as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long.
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