Also is one my all-time favorite misheard lyric. Gavin Edwards wrote three books that featured all sorts of misheard lyrics. The first book was "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy", the second was "He's Got The Whole World In His Pants" and the third was "When A Man Loves A Walnut". And as much as I like the misheard lyric "The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind" and "Don't Chew On Me Baby", somehow mishearing "My angel is the centerfold" as "My anus is the centerhole" slays me everytime!