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Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, in a very short time they both realized they needed a restroom. Since there were no places along the way that were open, they decidd to stop in the cemetery.

One of them realized had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her undies and used them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of undies and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she wiped with that.

Finally finished, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I don't know what to think! My wife came home with no underwear!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said...
From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
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