Hey Paul, At a Socialist's party they play Pete Seeger & the Weavers music, eat all organic foods & at the end of the night they pour Wesson oil on the floor & get down & dirty.
At the Democrat's party, they listen to Bon Jovi, Kenny Loggins & some sweet jazz from Dave Brubeck. They eat hot dogs from Nathan's, drink beer & eat Ben & Jerry's Rocky Road ice cream.
At the Republican's party the listen to Lawrence Welk, eat canapes or watercrest sandwiches, & for a nightcap they all retire to the sitting room where they discuss the merits of selling short vs. investing in municipal bonds. Republicans, for the most part, are constipated, anal retentive & are closet cross dressers.
Have you ever been to a real, live Wesson oil party? It's a hoot & a lot more exciting than "A one, a two & a ........<g>