Maybe one day you will be able to produce sounds from your mouth instead of elsewhere. It'll be hard to change a habit of a lifetime I expect but it'll give you something to do other than troll the board and lying through the usual orifice that your drivel comes out of. Good luck with that though.
You suggested I ask the guide (as if it is a person) but the process was already in motion as stated but ignored.
Try doing something constructive like following up the lead that you were given about the West Club plaques perhaps as most of the work had already been done for you (exactly as you like it).
Bye bye, enjoy the planet that you live on. The world would prefer it if you just stayed there.