I was just enjoying the peace and quiet. Hopefully you are just joking and he won't go off again.
Luckily he won't acknowledge me as he is "sulking" because he (purposely perhaps) took something totally out of context (and blatantly obviously so) to actually mean the total opposite just so he could use it as an excuse to make it look like I was stooping too low with a remark (he didn't mention any of the other things I stated though, so they must be correct). I did issue a rebuttal of his claim but (obviously) he's chosen to ignore that as it shows that it was indeed obvious that he was using it out of context but hey, that's how it goes.
If you aren't joking then good luck, you're going to need it.