or some such - I played the Stupid Slots and inexplicably won a jackpot. Next, over to the Buffet (it still existed then) and was told I had won a free meal. Bad news for those oysters. Don't know if they lost millions on me but when I left, I was too heavy to lift a finger to the greeter who was still standing outside in the pouring rain, his enthusiasm for the job suddenly diminished. Hail, Baronia!

Oh, you know those yellow signs along Wildcat Canyon Road, showing a sliding car? The road really IS slippery when wet! Yaaaaahhhhh! Made it down OK so the oysters stayed with me. Silly Indian Republic roads.