Pacific Ocean, the Coast Guard tied a rope to it and pulled it back to just about where it belongs.

There's always some strange geographical occurrences on April 1st, you know. We'll get into that Martian attack on Grovers Mill, New Jersey, at another time.

And remember, when you get dressed tomorrow . . . and find a "Kick Me" sign on the back of your shirt . . . somebody is not playing by the rules.