... for only $225, and as usual, I was shut down. So, yes, I'm interested, but need to convince my wife that having Pamela Anderson in our house would be a GOOD thing. So far, she's neither interested nor amused.

Maybe if Pamela were available for less money, I could explain the value proposition better. I mean, Pamela's past her prime (unlike me, naturally) so surely she's not worth what she used to be. Just sayin'.