Ok, chippers. Where's your Big Daddy's at? I know one of you has one. To say they ain't out there is a lie. Y'all lie like ya been out fishin' all day, brought home nothin', and tellin' everybody stories about the whoppers that got away.

Well, I ain't lyin' when I say I'd like to have this Las Vegas casino chip. It's the only one issued for/by this casino, apparently. It's rare, like all the fish I'm chasin'. Last of its kind, you might say. Book value Z4, but with an asterisk, which might save me some money I suppose. Cancelled, too. Missing some fins or something, so it's ugly and bad luck, so you should get rid of it as soon as you can.

How? Well, I'm here to help. I'm your Big Daddy's Disposal Service. And unlike those other guys, I won't charge you to haul it off. I'LL PAY YOU!! Now, ain't that a hoot? So, cough it up.

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