"Jim's Dilemma"

Roses are red, violets are Blue
The Banana Hammock is NOT for You.

Where there should be a Bulge so Big
You will be sporting a tiny little Fig.

The girls will stare and begin to Smile
When you only have an inch, instead of a Mile.

Your face will get red and the tears will Flow
As you rub on some fertilizer, in hopes it might Grow.

But Jimbo, I suggest you avoid the Pool
And just stay in the room with your tiny little Tool !!!!

Take care,
Jerry "Longfellow" Birl

PS - Now Send Me My Chip !!