You know me better'n you know anyone at EBay. I'm not about to reveal my personal finances to some stranger in San Jose - address for serving legal disputes, Salt Lake City, UT.

To test out this theory - I just listed a Cahuilla Casino Hotel $1 chip on eBay and nobody asked me to change over my standing instructions for payment via PayPal. But I'll tell you what I will do - As a shareholder in both eBay and PayPal, I'll wear out a warrant for their arrest. Misappropriation of funds, manipulation, malfeasance...

Or I'll let Henry Potter do it.