Might actually be happening right now for some of you on the East Coast. Look to the southwest sky immediately after sundown and Jupiter will show up as the "Evening Star" or brightest and first thing to appear in the sky (other than that Southwest Airlines jet). Saturn will be a fuzzy object right next to it. Now, if you watch very closely, you will see people on Jupiter hurling sacks of garbage onto Saturn, with the Saturninos responding by pelting them back with old fish and rotten eggs! Politics as usual. Thus ends today's fable.