eBay is all over my case for non-payment.

Seller tried and eBay bought it...

... until I asked eBay; "show me...!"

Seller jumps in that I should cancel my purchase.

eBay agrees with seller... and I asked eBay; "how do I cancel something I did not purchase..?"

Seller thanks me for canceling my purchase...

eBay is satisfied, except for forgetting I never bought anything from the seller and never canceled what I didn't buy.