White rabbits pop out of unexpected places. Poker hands consist of 12 Aces. Siberian Tigers roam the streets in Top Hats and Black Frock Coats. People offer you their handkerchiefs but they're all 40 feet long. Classified ads in the local paper contain things such as:
"Former Magician's Assistant, blond, 5'6" svelte build, seeks bottom half of body. Object: get together again, for long term relationship."
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