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NCR: Masks (Humor

Although this is certainly not a humorous subject, I thought others would find this interesting.
I am just repeating it.

"Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready. I came out of Shoprite with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my car she says, "Let me guess - you're a liberal - ‘cause that mask ain't gonna do anything for you except make you look stupid." In anticipation of this happening, I was ready with my response. I said, "Look, I woke up this morning with a temperature of 102 (I didn't), plus I work around hundreds of people in close quarters (I don’t), so this mask is for your protection, not mine. How about I take it off and we hug like old friends?" I stepped toward her and acted as if I was taking off my mask. She stepped back away from me and went across to the next row of cars. I followed her, she kept walking away, I chased her, she ran... She fell down. I grabbed her foot. I pulled on her leg, just like I’m pulling yours.
Copied/stolen from a friend. We all need a good laugh, have a great night."

No Offense to Anyone.

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NCR: Masks (Humor
Since you mentioned shopping (a more serious note)
It's for holding your Cuban Cigars, I can see that
Nope. grin I keep those in the Cuban bread bag ~~~
Re: Since you mentioned shopping (a more serious n
Close. Though these were not used.that way ~~~
For Your Tennis Balls
Re: Since you mentioned shopping (a more serious n
Re: NCR: Masks (Humor
A good use, but not ~~~
String net grocery shopping bags.

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