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I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, shrimp cocktail, lobster patron and champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No,"she replied. "But my mother's not expecting a blow job and a piece of ass tonight."
I said, "would you like dessert?"
No Offense to diners, daters, dives, men, women, or anyone else.
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