the initial mask advice was that only doctors know how to wear them properly and they don't work anyway because they only work in one direction.

Now everyone is wearing masks. And people wonder why we fell for "duck and cover" in the 1950s!

People want to do something, anything, and it doesn't matter that the science keeps changing.

I didn't wear a mask at the airport in February because I didn't want people bothering me about how only sick people wear masks. I will wear a mask at the airport next month because I don't want people bothering me about how uncomfortable my bare face would make them feel.

I really have no time for panic and hate. Just tell me what you expect of me ("no blue shirts") and I'll play along