Back in the 80's or 90's the morning after the convention,my friend was flying in from Syracuse and I was to meet her. since her plane didn't get in until 11 or so I had a few hours to kill after breakfast and went down to the casino to play the video slots.. The place was almost deserted; I sat down and almost immediately hit a diamond flush. In those days the jackpots were hand paid so I had to ww it until a floor person showed up; got paid; tipped her and sat down at a different machine. Within minutes, hit a heart royal.. By the time I was paid, I had to drive to the airport. When my friend departed and saw me by the gate, took a second look at me and said, "You won a jackpot, didn't you?" and I said, "No,won two." The following day we drove to the Hilton where they still had the Star Wars show. we were early and sat down at a set of slots; on the other side were two older ladies (you could see both sides,. I hit a heart royal and my friend said, "You Mo...r F...er!" One of the old ladies said, "Oh my, whats wrong?" And my friend said, "He just hit another f.....g jackpot!" I had to split it with her after I stopped laughing..
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