My cousin Sylvia emailed me this. She called it "Recession Humor":
"Subject: Fwd: Recession humor - these are pretty good!"
"From my friend:"

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Robert