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My Wife's Quarantine Diary Entries

From Her "Stay At Home Quarantine Diary"

Day #01 - I can do this, I have enough food to last me a month

Day #02 - Opening my 6th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies may not last

Day #03 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 255 - who knew?

Day #04 - 9 PM: Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas

Day #05 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer, it came out as jello shots

Day #06 - I get to take the garbage out, I'm so very excited, I can't decide
what to wear

Day #07 - Laughing way to much at my own jokes

Day #08 - Went to a very new restaurant (in my house) called "The Kitchen".
You have to gather up all the ingredients to make your own meal. I have no
clue how this place is still in business

Day #09 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I am getting all dressed
up and going bar hopping

Day #10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice, he is a
web designer

Day #11 - Isolation is hard to deal with I really swear my fridge asked me:
"what the hell do you want now"

Day #12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside.
I think that I just barked at a squirrel

Day #13 - I found out if you keep a glass of wine in both hands, you can't
accidentally touch your face

Day #14 - Watched a bunch of birds in the yard fight over a worm ......
The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3 - 1

Day #15 - Anyone else feel like they cooked dinner about 395 times these
past couple weeks?

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My Wife's Quarantine Diary Entries
Al-Those are great-Happy Easter
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Excellent. Especially #8
Re: My Wife's Quarantine Diary Entries
Re: #15 is soooooo true sad sad
Good Ones! Thanks

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