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NCR: We've All Talked to This Guy (Humor for Mon

A gentleman we have all spoken to; hopefully only once.

We've all talked to this guy. At last, a picture of him.

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
It is a simple test of your English language skills.
Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,
'You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,
'The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.

I have.

No Offense to Anyone.


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