The Cahuillans sent me a brochure showing their new Club Elevate card designs. Inside is a photo of MY new card, just awaiting my arrival to claim. What a tease! Their new hotel and casino opens on April 2, at which time - new chips may make their appearance.

C'mon, everyone, figure out the right music and let's all sing together:

It's always tease, tease, tease
Spring allergies, not Corona, make me sneeze
Some cards are red but mine is black
So if you want me off your back
Well, come on and let me know,
Should I stay or should I go?