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NCR: Note to My Darling Husband (Humor for Monday

To my darling husband.

Before you return from your long trip to Texas, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with your Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the
brake, while I was talking on my cell phone.

The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. It missed our bikes.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality, you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

Your loving wife.

P.S....Your girlfriend phoned - she is pregnant.

No Offense to Anyone


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