the unwanted chips into the Nile River and let us be done with them all!

To avoid this terrible Biblical prophecy, you can buy one or both of these chips now. Who knows, your chip may grow up to be Moses. (Or Grandma Moses, if it's a girl. I never bothered to check chips for gender.)

Empire Sportsmen's Association, pink $2.50 from Modesto - very hard to obtain as the cashier will only sell one at a time. Light wear with slight scratching. The Pharaoh asks for $3.99.

Hard Rock Casino @ Fire Mountain, Wheatland (okay, Sacramento) - $5 white guitar on one side, casino logo on the other, new condition. The Pharaoh asks for $6.50.

With these funds, Pharaoh will nosh on his usual Thanksgiving dinner. Frogs, again. Sigh!